Matt Damon Calls for Confiscation of Guns in U.S.


It’s Jason Bourne like you’ve never seen him before. Watch how this once, heroic seeker of justice, continues to find his identity. Now on a mission to once again find himself, the CIA tries a different behavioral modification approach in sending Bourne to therapy for anger management. Bourne discovers that deep down he’s been suppressing his cowardice and comes to grips with his lili liver, yellow belly, panty-wasted identity. Once confident of Bourne’s limp wristed abilities, the CIA decides to set up Bourne as a member of Operation “Barney.” Bourne reaches new heights, implementing his new found strategy of sitting down and engaging in a spot of tea with the enemy as he teaches them the words to the song, “I love you, you love me.”

Author: DeeDee Foote

I'm a homeschool mom of 25 years and still have 2 years left with my youngest child. I'm farther right of right. (Right is too left for me.) My motto? WWJW... "Who would Jesus whip?" So you can expect a lot of whipping and offending since, well, patterning myself after Christ seems to be the smart way to live life.

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